30 toh de de

**Warning: This is a parody of Satyameva Jayate track.Not to hurt any sentiments.. I knwo i have spoiled it for many of you, but could not control and it was hilarious in my head.**

Dedicated to all the bewdaas i know, especially Saurabh Pal 

Ye Rum aisa chadh gaya

Lekin aur do peg chadh sake

Tera naam jaha bhi dikha

har koi aake mangle

Hai junoon hai junoon hai

nasha ka ye junoon hai

nas nas mein ishq tera daudta

yeh bawraa sa khoon hai

Tune hi sikhaya scotch whisky ka matlab

Talli hoke jaana maine zindagi ka maqsad

90 de..180 de.. 30 toh de de.  

Sachcha hai pyaar mera, 30 toh de de.  

jab ek bottle ho mere haath mein

koi dushman na pas dost rahe

Meri koshishein toh hai bas yahin

Rat-din gharme daaru bahe

Terse door hone tha chala

Tere aur paas aane laga

Rum,  beer whisky na mila 

toh Vodka bhi chal gaya
(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)

Tequila jo andhar gaya

Tha nasha jo aur bhi badh gaya

char peg ka karam hai ye

Main hasthe hasthe roe pada 

Jaisa bhi hoon daaru pee saku 

Khwaish Bas meri yehi 

do khamba mein nigal sakoo

 Mujhe dwaar aisa kholna

tax ki raftaar ko

Dobhale ke atyachar ko

Har bar ke saamne likha

Dry day today dry day today

Badloonga main tere liye

(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)

Har peg ko tum tolna

Kam hai agar toh bolna

thumbs up ke saath rum milaye kyon

ice cube ke bina piye kyon

neat maarrna hai agar

peeyoonga mein tere liye

steel glass mein peena agar

pee loonga main tere liye

Mere khoon kee har boond main

scotch ho bahar ka

Kato mujhey toh daaru bahe

apne desh ka ya videsh ka

(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)