Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Some ways that a gal rejects a guy and ONE special way to be accepted especially by an Indian gal


***DISCLAIMER****
Hello everyone..
This is my small attempt to make people smile.. PLS DO NOT consider this as a sexist note..
I apologize, If I hurt anyone’s sentiments.  

Scenario 1
Guy meets the girl in the school canteen and says
Guy: hey I like you..
Gal: starts crying like someone died :’( (sob sob sob...)
Guy runs like hell and suffers depression thinking about the nxt day in school!!

Scenario 2
Guy finally has the guts to talk to the gal and then,
Guy: hey
Gal (thinks) he is too outspoken better ignore him  

Scenario 3
Guy befriends the gal thinking he will tell her once their friendship grows. He then becomes her good friend and then he waits for the right moment and then he suddenly realizes he is in charge of the band arrangements for the dulha!!

Scenario 4
 The guy and the gal flirt a lot and then when the guy proposes she says, “Meine tumko uss nazzar se nai dekha kabhi”

Scenario 5
A good Guy who used to have many friends got into a relationship with a hatke gal.
Gal: your friends are a lil irritating, i cant be around them.
So, he leaves his friends for them.
Gal: Why do u smoke cigarette and have hard drinks.. Its not like me having hookah or vodka once in while...
So the guy leaves his habits of smoking and occasionally drinking.
Gal: y don’t u buy a nice car, atleast a second hand.
He buys a car and then they fool around in it for couple of months
Gal: arre tumko ab serious hona chahiye life mein..kuch kaam karo ani toh hum aage ki zindagi kaise kaatenge.
Guy fights at his home for some cash to start his own company and then strtas working on developing it seriously. He gets tied up and so the frequency of meetin the gal falls. Suddenly one day she informs him, “gharwalo ne mere lliye ladka doondha hai aur waise bhi mujhe lagta hai tume mujhme ab wo intrst nai raha. Mujhe milte hi nai ho kabhi. So good bye”

Scenario 5
Guy: hey, i am so n so..
Gal: hey, i am so n so..
Guy: actually, i like u
Gal: blushes..Thank u but nobody from the other caste can like me J
Scenario 6
Guy: hey, i  wanted to tell you something from some time now.
Gal: ya tell me.
Guy: I kind of like you..
Gal: ohhh!!! That’s a little bit of a surprise.. also i don’t want to get into relationships now,  i am kind of focused on my career..
You can see the same gal going out with some other guy after a few week!!

Now the One way to be accepted
Guy meets the gal at a party of a family friend
Guy: hey
Gal: hey
Guy:  I am (so n so), I stay at so n so place. I am from this caste (The same caste as the gal is from) and from this sub-caste (again the same as the gal). I am the Head of (some crap) department of some (big and reputed) MNC or an IT firm, settled abroad in UK/US/Canada/Middle-east/ anywhere other than India-Pakistan-Afghanistan-Somalia. I plan to get married (with stress on) due to pressure from my parents. So I was thinking that we can marry the nest time I come and then take you along with me. J
Gal: ohhkk kool!! :-D my parents are right there near the dining counter, you can have a word with them.  
Done proposal accepted..6 mnths dwn d line they get married and fly abroad!! J

Monday, August 2, 2010

Adieu Africa




Its all over. A month of excitement, thrill, anger and desperation has come to an end.


The Champs


Let me first congratulate SPAIN who were crowned the champions of Fifa World Cup 2010. They have shown us that they are indeed the beast side the country has ever produced. They have finally lifted the trophy after a long wait, thanks to their ability to keep possession and pass the ball brilliantly. However, i thought they were not as convincing as they were in the Euro. They lacked the goal scoring power. One of their prolific strikers Torres being out of form, much was depended on the David Villa. The new Barca star delivered his best with 5 goals. Eventually, they got want they were playing for, even if it meant to be the lowest scoring champions. Felicitaciones EspaƱa.  


The Runners Up


The Dutch were a little interesting when it came to the style of play but became vulnerable to Spain's 'passing' game. They were frustrated which is evident just by looking at the number of cards they managed to collect. Webb was definitely not to the person blame in this case. The biggest feat that the dutch achieved was knocking out Brazil.That is they turned heroes for Pro-Argentines and villains for the Pro-Brazilians and I seriously do not know how many people supported The NEDs before the start of the tournament. Over all it was great watching Robben and Sneijder rising their team to new heights.  


The Most Entertaining Team


This award will undoubltedly go to the Germans. The young team who was led by defender Philipp Lahm in the absence of their captain Michael Ballack, performed exceptionally well. This team had exhibited some new talents like Muller and Ozil alongside stars like Schweinsteiger, Klose and Podolski. What amazed me was that most of the players in the squad were not of German descent. If everything goes well, this team can win some titles for their fans.


The Latin American Heroes  


Uruguay, and not Brazilians or Argentinians deserve this title. The team had a great tournament with their in-form striker Forlan leading the line up. The Latin-American side had an amazing start by not only restricting France but also topping their group. They deserved to be in the semis. There is only one instance, that we can blame them for. Though, it cant be blamed on the entire team one player is to be blamed. Suarez tried to substitute the keeper for a while against Ghana. That was a real disappointment. 


The Latin American disaster


This is how the one of my cousins coined the exits of Brazil and Argentina. The Somewhat ‘entertaining’ Brazil and the ‘Coach + one man army’ Argentina lost it again. While Brazil lost it to silly defensive errors to the Dutch, their neighbours were outplayed by the German army. Even though, there we saw some good individual works, both the teams failed to work as a unit. Lionel Messi will; be all the more frustrated as he failed to find the net even once in the tournament but showed the world why he is considered the best in business.   


The Black Stars


They need a special applause, as they were the only nation who could advance to the second stage. They went one step further and reached the quarters and gave us plenty to watch for in that match. It was very sad to hear (I missed the match) that Gyan had missed the chance to take them to the semis. Nevertheless, it was a brilliant performance from them.


The Best League in the World Failed Again


Stars from the beast and the most talked about league in the world had a very bad outing. Everything seemed well till the qualifiers for England. Suddenly the team which was being rooted as one of the probables found it difficult to secure their place in the second round. The English failed to tackle the German. Though they were unlucky to have disallowed a goal, they failed when it came to cutting down the counter attacks.




The European Ousted


The defending champs Italy had only a brief role to play in this edition. I was not expecting them to retain the trophy but at least expected them to do better than this. Similar was the fate of last edition’s runners up. France had been in the news for all the wrong reasons. The reasons were: The coach, his decision to use Henry to warm the bench, Anelka’s ousted and the drama following it.  


There were some good performances by other teams as well. Like the Portuguese scoring 7 against DPR, Ivory Coast resisting CR7 and his boys, South Africa’s triumph over France, etc. Overall it lacked the excitement and hype which was created before the tournament began, still enjoyed it. Now the wait for the nest WC begins. See you on the other side. Take care.    

Friday, June 11, 2010

Waving All The Flags


Here I come friends(even though i know not even 10 people would read this, i write with an attitude that I have a thousand followers) with a new blog after more than 3 months. I had started off my first blog by writing about one of my passions  i.e football. Here I am again restarting my Blog experience with a similar topic.

The Big Moment 
The moment has arrived, it is the most awaited day in the history of Football- (arguably) the most followed sports over the globe. It will be prodigious to see men from 32 countries wearing their heart on their sleeves and battling it out for pride and honor. Today friends would turn foes. Its once in a life time opportunity for everyone who is taking part in the tournament. Ladies and gentleman, 
Cometh the hour Cometh the World Cup.

As I sit here to watch the opening ceremony, Though I will not be cheering for my Motherland in the competition, I feel very emotionally connected to it. That is the beauty of this game. It feels like the game has adopted me and not the other way round. I feel tensed every time when the team I support takes the field. Its almost like I am going to take the field. I am overwhelmed at the sight of it. All sorts of emotion starts running inside me. Being an Indian, I have to admit that this is something much bigger than cricket and there is a chance that it may be as popular as cricket one day. I am sure many of the fans out there will agree with me. 

Supporting Dilemma


It been a few days that whenever I update some World Cup related news on my Facebook page, people start asking me, "Which Team are you supporting?", "I support the game" goes my immediate response and then listing out some of my favorites. This is because its a country affair and my country aint there, but obviously, I have my second, third , fourth, fifth... and so on favorites too. My friend countered me in an amused manner "Dude, you have mentioned almost every team participating". This is because the players I like are scattered in various teams, so will support everyone. The bottom line remains the same, the games moves the fans as emotionally as it does the players. This time in South Africa, the conflicted African nations will unite and raise their voice for unity.  I have purposely not written about the injury 'jinx' as I feel both sad and angry when I think of it. Lets hope for an exciting and unforgettable tournament. Leave all your work behind and enjoy for a month.

Here I conclude my words hoping to Wave the Indian colors in one of the the World Cup finals and by writing some words from the World cup theme song, which goes


"Give me Freedom, Give me fire, Give me reason, Take me higher 
 See the champions, Take the field now
 Unify us, make us feel proud...
  
When I get older, I will be stronger
 They’ll call me freedom
 Just like a wavin’ flag
 And then it goes back
 And then it goes back
 And then it goes back "




Tuesday, March 2, 2010

To B(elieve).... Or Not To B(elieve)

One of the biggest dilemma for people like me is to believe or not, in THE ALMIGHTY.
This is a question widely faced by todays generation.


Every coin has two sides.Either you do or you Dont, but this one here has three sides.
the third one is barely a side.It is the border that many of us stand on.
It is the thin line between being Atheist and a Believer.
It all starts when you come out of school. Up till then everything goes smooth, people who want to believe, believe and those who dont want to, dont.
In college when you  get exposed to different kind of people and ideas, questions arise about our faiths and beliefs. The following meetings include all kinds of debate and  arguments.This goes to a point where we start questioning our own faiths and beliefs.
Suddenly there is a  big question mark in our minds and the religious rituals that we follow feels more like a mime show. It is like."We have given a recommendation, now will have to see whether the request is accepted or not".

Most of the rituals performed are to "please" GOD, so that he can shower his blessings upon us. Its more like bribery. 
It depends a lot on our upbringing as to how we conceive the idea of GOD.
In my opinion we all are taught to fear GOD than believing. As children we were told, "how we could get punished" or some other stories.So may be it was this fear which was behind the daily prayers and marking our attendance at temples or wherever it may be.
We are in such a position that there are hardly any one to solve our doubts. If we ever ask for an explanation from our elders as in why a particular thing was practised?? The next minute is gone in silence and a stare, which means "we have never questioned it, How dare you do!!" so that leaves us in a deeper confusion.
Why to do something which you dont believe.



So to conclude, I think there is a something that is beyond our control and that something is controlled by Someone, call it luck/fate or may be even GOD.


But whatever our outlook may be.
Its important that we respect each others view and let everyone believe their faith(unless they are harmful to us). 










Thursday, February 25, 2010

If he aint, who is????



The highest score in ODIs'. 200 thats right.200*, by none other than the MASTER BLASTER.
If anyone deserved this feat, it was him, no doubt about that.
Its been 2 decades since the little guy, who is a religion to many of us took to the field.
That was the time, this day was scripted. We had to wait a long time for this, but we saw him conquer almost almost every feat.I guess the millions who support him dreamt of this day than he himself did.

It was a blitzkrieg knock which saw  the master at his best.It was so perfect that there was not even a bowler who was close to getting his wicket.
I pity the bowlers.It was a nightmare for them.
But they will always cherish saying, "I played in his era". Who wont???

There may be hardly anyone who likes cricket but not Sachin apart from two guys.One is Ponting, for not allowing him to pass his record and others our great politiican(i am not sure if he likes cricket, but he certainly doesnt like our GOD).
I know GOD is a little exaggerating for a man, but going by his humble nature and for who he is, i  guess we can tag him that.
It is such a surprise that he doesnt have a triple ton in tests,but hope he achieves that feat too before retiring.
what more i can say of him.You must have everything there is to be written of him.
Today the people of gwalior saw GOD in a blue jersey n a bat!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

(Literally) Parts of Speech!!!



Steve Jobs’ speech at Stanford.
some of the lines from the most inspirational speech I have ever heard.
Its feels great to hear it again n again..
highly motivational.

Connecting the dots
“..And since Windows just copied the MAC… It’s likely that no personal computer would have them”(it was very funny)

“You cant connect the dots looking forward. You can only connect them looking backwards, so you have to trust that the dots will connect in your future” (looking back at his life)
“How can you get fired from a company you started???”
“I still loved what I did.”
“Getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could ever happen to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a fresher again”

“Sometimes life can hit you on the head with a brick, but don’t lose faith”
“You got to find what you love, and that is just true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do!!! If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking don’t settle. As with all matters of heart you will know when you find it, and like all relationship it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking don’t settle!!!!!!”

About death
“If you live each day, as if it were your last. Someday you will be most certainly right.”
“Remembering that we all will be dead soon is th most important tool that I have ever encountered, to help me make the big choices in life, Because all most everything, all external expectations of pride or fear of embarrassment of failure, these things just fade away in the face of death, leaving only that is truly important, remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know, to avoid the trap of thinking that you have something to lose”

“No one wants to Die, even people who want to go to heaven,  don’t want to die to get there and yet death is the only destination we all share, no one has ever escaped it, and that is as it should be. Because death is most likely the single best invention of life. Its lifes’ change agent , clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not far from now, you will gradually become the old and cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic but its true. “

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t let the noise of others opinions ground out your inner voice and most important have the courage to follow your heart  and intuition  they somehow already know  what you truly want to become, everything else is secondary

“Stay hungry, stay foolish”


You can watch the whole thing here

Saturday, February 20, 2010

One of the most important thing taken for granted!!!

In the course of life we meet different kind of people.some we are friends with and some we despise.
If you go on to see the friend list..boy its really mammoth.to begin with the friends you made in your childhood days, at school, college, 1st job, 2nd job etc etc, not to forget social networking friends.
We try very hard to keep up with the people whom we have short listed from the above list.
we take out time from our schedule to meet them the second we are free.
In doing so, many  a times we forget that we dont' spend enough time with our family.
Its like...that particular part of life is neglected.
Many of you wont agree with me on this.
Its so often that we make plans to meet our friends in a flash, but we refrain from going  out for a family function with our folks even after we are told about that a week before (I understand its better to hang out at the roadside BHEL-wala/any random coffee house with your buds than to hear your uncle/aunt lecture you about what you should or should not do even if its at your fav restaurant...But still)
If  things are not good with our friends, we try our maximum to patch things up.we are afraid we will lose them and they wont talk to us anymore.On the other hand if somethings wrong at our home, we dont speak for days, suddenly our ego arises from nowhere.
This is bcoz we take them for GRANTED. We are confident that the situation wont stay like this forever. We have know our folks.They have given us so much of freedom and full filled almost every need of ours.
still we behave in this manner.
i will perhaps never understand why does this happen. Even if you think this should not happen again.but it does.
I really feel bad about this situation.
I know there will be some of you, who have experienced this and agree with it.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

UCL

Hello frnds dis is ma first blog... :)
n i thought i ll begin it wit one of the most intrstin thing in ma life...

Its been an intrestin midweek of football..
the mightiest of Europe fightin it out to stay put in the the prestigious competition.

Leme start wit d big one at SAN SIRO whch was live..

i thought milan deserved a lil more from d game..
it was a brilliant start dat every 'Rossoneri' wud ve lovd..
wit becks' free kick n rons volley..it was a perfect start..
i njoyd it very mch...1 of d reasons being, i havent seen ronaldinho playin lk dis since his days at barca...n 2nd i m a BLUE.....
it was a classy frm the brazilian play maker(if he still is!!!)
Manu wer very shaky in d first half hr o so..no wndr hw can any team have a 3-4 clear chances of scorin against dem..
d intensity was gr8...
manu wer sloppy in der possession n rio was lost...ron was too hot to handle for dem..n den came d bad guy..d away goal..scholes wit a mistimed shot... :) advntg manu..
it was a lil bit of luck-who has mostly clingd by their side..

bt everythin changd as was expctd in d 2nd hf...SIR-ji made a gd change by bringin on valencia for nani(who btw was havin hell of a day)..
as d commentator was tellin abt the goal drought by manu against ac..i had a small intuition dat de wud score... n bang!!!!der was rooneys header past dida, who i guess has pasd his prme....
rooney had a gr8 game..n desrvd d dbl..he is a intlgnt player n has well adoptd the role hes been given aftr the CR7s' departure from old trafford...
so nnw its manus' to loose..
n i hope de loose... :D

The other match was at Stade Gerland with d former lyon boy palyin against dem as a galactico bt only as a sub..i was a bad day for the spanish giants...
day 2- witnesd a very sluggish n indisciplind game btwn porto n gunners, whch btw wnt to d home side...
d intensity was undbtly high for the wrong reason..bt cudnt watch d whole match.. so nothin to analyze in dat..
bt portos 1st goal was a very ridiculous keeper error..
gunners equilizd with a so(u)l-full header..
n d last game at Allianz Arena. was spoilt by the same guy Tom Henning Ovrebrowho did it last season against d blues..hes nw experiencd in spoilin d game n luks lk he njoys it..
so this was d review..

waitin for nxt week..
it will b a gr8 battle btwn d BLUES n d 'spcl 1'....


this is it..
my first blog finally..
tc njoy