***DISCLAIMER****
Hello everyone..
This is my small attempt to make people smile.. PLS DO NOT consider this as a sexist note..
I apologize, If I hurt anyone’s sentiments.
Scenario 1
Guy meets the girl in the school canteen and says
Guy: hey I like you..
Gal: starts crying like someone died :’( (sob sob sob...)
Guy runs like hell and suffers depression thinking about the nxt day in school!!
Scenario 2
Guy finally has the guts to talk to the gal and then,
Guy: hey
Gal (thinks) he is too outspoken better ignore him
Scenario 3
Guy befriends the gal thinking he will tell her once their friendship grows. He then becomes her good friend and then he waits for the right moment and then he suddenly realizes he is in charge of the band arrangements for the dulha!!
Scenario 4
The guy and the gal flirt a lot and then when the guy proposes she says, “Meine tumko uss nazzar se nai dekha kabhi”
Scenario 5
A good Guy who used to have many friends got into a relationship with a hatke gal.
Gal: your friends are a lil irritating, i cant be around them.
So, he leaves his friends for them.
Gal: Why do u smoke cigarette and have hard drinks.. Its not like me having hookah or vodka once in while...
So the guy leaves his habits of smoking and occasionally drinking.
Gal: y don’t u buy a nice car, atleast a second hand.
He buys a car and then they fool around in it for couple of months
Gal: arre tumko ab serious hona chahiye life mein..kuch kaam karo ani toh hum aage ki zindagi kaise kaatenge.
Guy fights at his home for some cash to start his own company and then strtas working on developing it seriously. He gets tied up and so the frequency of meetin the gal falls. Suddenly one day she informs him, “gharwalo ne mere lliye ladka doondha hai aur waise bhi mujhe lagta hai tume mujhme ab wo intrst nai raha. Mujhe milte hi nai ho kabhi. So good bye”
Scenario 5
Guy: hey, i am so n so..
Gal: hey, i am so n so..
Guy: actually, i like u
Gal: blushes..Thank u but nobody from the other caste can like me J
Scenario 6
Guy: hey, i wanted to tell you something from some time now.
Gal: ya tell me.
Guy: I kind of like you..
Gal: ohhh!!! That’s a little bit of a surprise.. also i don’t want to get into relationships now, i am kind of focused on my career..
You can see the same gal going out with some other guy after a few week!!
Now the One way to be accepted
Guy meets the gal at a party of a family friend
Guy: hey
Gal: hey
Guy: I am (so n so), I stay at so n so place. I am from this caste (The same caste as the gal is from) and from this sub-caste (again the same as the gal). I am the Head of (some crap) department of some (big and reputed) MNC or an IT firm, settled abroad in UK/US/Canada/Middle-east/ anywhere other than India-Pakistan-Afghanistan-Somalia. I plan to get married (with stress on) due to pressure from my parents. So I was thinking that we can marry the nest time I come and then take you along with me. J
Gal: ohhkk kool!! :-D my parents are right there near the dining counter, you can have a word with them.
Done proposal accepted..6 mnths dwn d line they get married and fly abroad!! J
