30 toh de de

**Warning: This is a parody of Satyameva Jayate track.Not to hurt any sentiments.. I knwo i have spoiled it for many of you, but could not control and it was hilarious in my head.**

Dedicated to all the bewdaas i know, especially Saurabh Pal 

Ye Rum aisa chadh gaya

Lekin aur do peg chadh sake

Tera naam jaha bhi dikha

har koi aake mangle

Hai junoon hai junoon hai

nasha ka ye junoon hai

nas nas mein ishq tera daudta

yeh bawraa sa khoon hai

Tune hi sikhaya scotch whisky ka matlab

Talli hoke jaana maine zindagi ka maqsad

90 de..180 de.. 30 toh de de.  

Sachcha hai pyaar mera, 30 toh de de.  

jab ek bottle ho mere haath mein

koi dushman na pas dost rahe

Meri koshishein toh hai bas yahin

Rat-din gharme daaru bahe

Terse door hone tha chala

Tere aur paas aane laga

Rum,  beer whisky na mila 

toh Vodka bhi chal gaya
(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)

Tequila jo andhar gaya

Tha nasha jo aur bhi badh gaya

char peg ka karam hai ye

Main hasthe hasthe roe pada 

Jaisa bhi hoon daaru pee saku 

Khwaish Bas meri yehi 

do khamba mein nigal sakoo

 Mujhe dwaar aisa kholna

tax ki raftaar ko

Dobhale ke atyachar ko

Har bar ke saamne likha

Dry day today dry day today

Badloonga main tere liye

(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)

Har peg ko tum tolna

Kam hai agar toh bolna

thumbs up ke saath rum milaye kyon

ice cube ke bina piye kyon

neat maarrna hai agar

peeyoonga mein tere liye

steel glass mein peena agar

pee loonga main tere liye

Mere khoon kee har boond main

scotch ho bahar ka

Kato mujhey toh daaru bahe

apne desh ka ya videsh ka

(Hai junoon hai junoon hai..)

Hope...

I hope it would rain heavily but the city does not suffer a deluge. I hope the BMC will repair every road in the city. I hope India wins at least 10 medals in London Olympics. I hope I come up with interesting write ups and people share it with others. I hope to enjoy interesting discussions with interesting people. I hope to meet Sachin, Dr. Kalam, Zidane and many others. I hope to perform at comedy central one day. I hope I get more ideas for short films. I hope Dhoble sir does not Talibanize Mumbai, as it is known as the city that never sleeps. I hope while partying we never run out of food and drinks or water.

I hope along with me everyone will find one person who they love and who loves them and lead a great life. I hope people use contraceptives.I hope the population does not increase and hope people do not conceive children to keep their family linage big. I hope my doctor gives me the right medicine. I hope whatever scientists are inventing/ discovering are true and just not random pranks. I hope actually the crude oil will be cheaper. I hope the world does not end in 2012, because I hope to see the 2nd phase of the Mumbai Metro Rail project which has 'Bangur Nagar' as a stop. I hope Manmohan Singh is not corrupt. I hope Indians will be more civilized in 20 years. I hope no one will litter on road or spit everywhere. I hope we find a cure to cancer and AIDS. I hope the number of people living below poverty line are less. I hope no one close to me suffers from chronic diseases. I hope to make a difference in everyone's life whom I know(in a positive way). I hope I will have a wonderful life ahead of which I dream. Lastly, I hope to be in peace.


The thought of writing on hope came to me because of an organic vegetables and fruit store. I discovered the store had opened in  in my vicinity. I went in and checked the store and took their number to buy stuffs from there next time. As I walked out, a thought came into my mind which said, 'what if they are not actually organic?' I though I can only hope. This thought made me think what I thought about 'hope'. I always say, "Hope.Yeh word pe hi toh duniya kayam rehti hai." (Hope is the word which keeps the world running). Though I tell it in the usual fumy filmy dialog way, I thoroughly believe in it.

Keep hoping and keep smiling :)